As third child in a broken family of four, Danny Blue easily lost concentration on his school work and used the schoolrooms to get laughs. Of course, that was a problem with the teachers, so he just spent a lot of time roaming around Tooting in South London. Some afternoons found him fishing in the ponds of Tooting Bec and Wandsworth Commons, running gags through his mind whilst casting his maggots to the Roach and Perch. |
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At the age of fourteen, when not roaming the streets He would like to watch "Sunday Night at The London Palladium" starring Bruce Forsythe and The Tiller Girls, and dreamed that one day he would get on the show . On February 24th 1991, a Sunday night, Danny appeared at The London Palladium introduced by John Inman, telling the audience the little story of Danny's dream. Since then Danny has appeared in EASTENDERS, TAGGART, THE DES O'CONNOR SHOW,BBC's cop DramaBACKUP" Kevin Whately's BROKERS MAN and more famously his appearances over 10 years in Jim Davidson's "Sinderella" He is becoming one of Britain's most popular comedians. Constantly touring the U.K, He is creating mayhem wherever he performs. No one is immune from his verbal'Digging Out'. |
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Tiller Girls in the fifties London Palladium |
Original Tiller Girls with Danny at Marlowe Theatre Canterbury |
| "Throughout Danny's career, he has been featured in many television programs and documentaries not only in the U.K but Australia, Scandinavia, and most of Europe. In 1995 Danny was asked to play a comedian in the Greek Blockbuster movie -"The Love Path" for Olympic Films. An outrageous comedian, British politician (The Monster Raving Loony Party) with a flair for magic and an entrepreneurial who excels at media relations . Danny has been banned from Chicago, denounced by British parliament, and threatened with his life in Australia all while raising money for charity and becoming the focus of hundreds of newspaper articles and dozens of radio and TV interviews with his outrageous sport of "Dwarf-throwing competions during the nineteen-eighties. |
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Danny Blue strolls up to the microphone with the casualness of walking into his house. He nods his head to acknowledge the crowd and he utters, "You Gotta ain't ya". I am a green comedian, environmentally friendly, I recycle ever other buggers gag's ... but only better", he tells the crowd in understated fashion. “If |
you are easily offended, I suggest you leave right now because it ain't going to be your night” "The audience laughs and responds immediately. Within seconds of his arrival on stage, he has captured the crowd and settled them into an atmosphere of comfortableness. ..Bluey has set the tone. For the rest of his spot, Danny rattles off joke after joke, one liner after one liner for his attentive audience. Moving from subject to subject, race to race his coolness belies the tangential state of topics….. Sex, Race, Gender, The wife, the mother-in-law, police and just about every subject is covered that would offend the politically correct of this planet. After leaving school, Danny served HMS Excellent, Beales the Butchers and a Unigate milkman, played drum's in various bands where he earned sod all. He then proceeded to utilize that education by pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. Danny learnt his trade by fronting his world infamous act “The Oddballs” well known for appearing totally naked apart from a couple of balloons and the odd sock. The hardest thing was separating himself from the security blanket of The Oddballs, having an act behind him that he could call on if it got tough out there.
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| Danny's first time on stage as a comedian was to a packed house at a comedy club in Surrey, and he destroyed the room. Since that night, he hasn't looked back. His stand-up has been described as a blend of politically incorrect over-the-top silliness and wit, and he is known to be an ultra-friendly comic who has fun and takes the p*@# out of the audience as well as a sharp one liner. "I love stand-up", Danny says, "I love the old main stream type of comedy, postcard humor putting words in a sequence, that |
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| make the audience shudder in to laughter and disbelief that I had, actually just said that”. Danny has appeared on many television shows and will be the subject of a documentary due out later this year. A great favourite of Jim Davidson…. this year he appeared with Jim in a successful 8 week tour in the adult pantomime "Sinderella"
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Danny, Rebecca Jessop
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Dan n' Dave |
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Danny, a former boxer shakes the
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Muhummad Ali |
QUOTE: A great comedian, who's like a "breath of fresh air". (Alternative comedy is shit) This politically incorrect comedian grabs the attention of his audience and keeps them listening. Danny pushes his audience's humour button to the next level with surprising one-liners, main stream jokes and funny stories of his "dwarf-throwing" days. You will always be one of my favourites, you're a very funny comedian, and could not be a nicer guy. Keep up the great work and I'll see ya next year geezer. Keep 'em laughing, ..... Russell Matthews
QUOTE: Thank you for a wonderful evening would recommend to anyone who wants a professional evening of adult entertainment ...... Colin Balchin.
QUOTE: Hi Danny once again wonderful performance. Anna's vocals were superb and your spot without doubt the highlight of the evening. I along with others look forward to seeing you on Saturday Thanks
.... Colin Balchin.
QUOTE: Danny I was at the excellent performance that you put on on Saturday an explosive and dazzling display ( I was the chef) I am also the chairman at the club and would like to use the photos on the web site to promote other nights of fun and debauchery. Hope you enjoyed the steaks? ...Richard.
QUOTE: Hi Danny, It was great to meet you on Saturday night, I have checked out you web site and was interested to see that you have had a varied and very interesting career to date! I think that you and the girls did a great job and got the mood of the evening just right! I will have no hesitation in recommending you should the opportunity arise. Your newest fan,..... Gavin Churchman.
QUOTE: Believe me, if I had not seen you work, several times, and seen how sensitive you are to each audience, then I would not have dared book you.
"Rude, but not Crude" is a very revealing, and very apt motto. It is said that British humour is a mixture of wit with vulgarity. You have plenty of wit, and are not remotely like those ghastly stag comedians we all know and try to get away from...... Peter Scrafton. (Compulsory Purchase CPA)
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