I think that your amazing, thats all I can say, the rest I'm speechless

Hello,

I am travelling to England in the fall with several friends (we are in the
US) and I am wondering where we would look to participate in dwarf tossing?
It looks very interesting and a lot of fun.

Thank you,
Aarron

Hiya Danny,

Just a short note to say, we have had a good giggle at you\'re latest Staveley tour pics! Annette printed the ones of my mum, and we put them all over the pub, for her leaving do. She left the pub today, very sad, but is for the best, she\'s knackered, but who knows, she may be able to join you on you\'re pub crawl of staveley next time eh!

Take care

Claire

Hi Everyone, I've just been looking over this site, as i have to now as i live in spain and its the only way i get to find out what everyones up to. I love this site, Danny does a really good job. I love working with Danny and the girls and i miss them all so much and i miss getting all my clothes off for you guys too. I just want Danny to know that i love him very much and miss his funny jokes and that soon i hope i will be able to perform with him and the rest of the gang. Dont have to much fun without me Love to you all and big kisses coming from spain Lots of love Rebecca Jessop xx YOU GOTTA AIN'T YA

I love blue comedy, keep it going

Hi Danny,

We really enjoyed last night, and it is always a pleasure to work with you and Adrian, you're both such a breath of fresh air and a good laugh. I hope you get back to full health soon.

Cheers for the pictures they're great. Tony said thanks too.

Luv
Julie K xxx

Good on you Danny,humour is, pretty much by definition, an observation about a situation which is not inherently "normal". A joke labelled racist simply regards belonging to a particular race as normal, a sexist joke regards one sex's behaviour as normal and a joke about a disaster is based on the fact that it wasn't a normal event. For as long as we allow minority groups to censor our speech with claims of finding things offensive we will stifle creativity and breed resentment. If you tell a joke and someone finds it offensive that's the chance you take. It's called knowing the audience. For myself I wouldn't tell a joke about blacks in the presence of a black person and I keep the jokes about nuns in the bath for when my mother-in-law isn't visiting.

who needs words a really funny guy

I have just seen the Sinderella dvd. I laughed my bollocks off. Your part is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Paul (St.Albans Park Street FC)

Alright Danny. Just wanted to say that I really appreciate everything you are doing for me. I wouldnt of done it without you and I realy mean that. Your a top bloke.

Your at the top of my list for Christmas Cards. Ha Ha

Many many many thanks.

Alright Danny.

Its alley (ryans girlfriend) if you had to think for a minute. This is the first proper time I have looked at your website, and I can say that its bloody brilliant, but I expected that of you anyway.
Billy sais Hi and that next time down the park, he is gonna try his luck with Dave and give Benson a rest. Doubt that will really happen. Anyway, Untill I see you next. Take care
Alley

When is the Sinderella DVD out with you and the boys ?

MORE OF THE SAME PLEEZE MR BLUE !!! EXELLENT STUFF, R U RECRUITING ?

I miss u too Becks !!! Say hi to morgan from me I hear she's visiting XXXXX

hello danny,
your website looks cool nice up-dates.
really miss everyone hope you havent forgot about me, my website is up-dated now and got more up-dates to come, check it out.
miss you danny so much and all the girls i worked with you know who u are also the odd balls weyhey
love you all big kiss
RJ XOXOXOXOXOX

Great site funniest person ever !

Hi Danny,

Thanks for coming in the studio the other day for an interview on Sutton Radio Active. We are planning to bring out a magazine shortly and would like to do a piece about you and your home exhibition.

Contact you in the near future. P/S My son liked his bookmark, but said can he have a stripper for his 16 birthday?

regards John,

Hi Pops just checkin out the surf report for manyana hope all is well speak to you soon,hope to see a picture of me again on your site soon from Buster xx.Lanzarote crew missin you.

Hi Danny,
Thank you for cumin to my home town and helping the local people rase money for Cancer research. I am sorry i could not attend show.
When i was 16 years old i lost my father. He died of lung cancer. I hope the money rased helps to find a core for cancer.
I Hope i get to meet you all again soon.

Danny, thanks for an excellent and amazing night at the Royal British Legions first stag night here at Parkwood, Maidstone, last night!! Everyone enjoyed themselves and I know your gang did too! The members are eagerly looking forward to seeing you all next time. Ron. Entertainments Secretary